January 2011
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Old People and Cell Phones...
Can be like Oil & Water, or Snakes and baby Bunny Rabbits, or iPhones and intelligent people - They just don’t mix. I appreciate your desire to jump into the new age of technoogy and I’d be more than willing to set you up in your new blackberry, that is, if I was the little twirp of a grandson who told you that ‘Nana needed one. And 90% of the time ‘Nana don’t...
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SATUUUURRDAAAAYY!!!
Wooo! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y! Night! It’s gonna be awesome! So great! The weekend has arrived and it’s friggin sweet. I think the first thing I’m gonna do is….oh…that’s right. Shower and go to work.
Screw you work schedule and society that denies me a true weekend. Screw you.
Groggy is my head So i drink my tea for help Prepare for Battle
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WatchYa Knucklehead!
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Days Off...
I just don’t know what to do with myself…Today is a guranteed day that I will not have to deal with folks and there cell phone problems. A day lacking in the “dropped call” this, or “my voicemail” that…and especially the dreaded “the burning when I pee has returned” scenarios. So essentially, a day without the iPhone. Ahhh sweet loving bliss.
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Dancing With Bumblebees
I have a “training” class that I’m running terribly late for.
I’ve also had three cups of tea on an empty stomach that isn’t treating me to well - I’m starting to feel the caffeine buzz. I need to simmer down.
Three Cups of Hot Tea My Hands and Arms Start To Shake. Now I have to Pee
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So Verizon's Getting The iPhone
So AT&T’s biggest competitor is gonna get the iPhone…what does this mean?
Well it means a few things…one..a portion of the iPhone flock will soon be grazing in a different pasture which makes me ecstatic. I won’t lie. That phone is nothing but trouble for AT&T and Verizon can take some of the burden off our customer service and network. But how will the iPhone fair...
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So lets just get it out there...the iPhone...
One of the biggest, if not THE biggest headaches I face is the iPhone - and there are PLENTY of reasons why it makes me want to kill something. Some are purely opinionated ( I feel the OS is constricting and lacks customization) but most of them are factual ( It drops a shit ton of calls and its users are a bunch of sheep with funny hair cuts). But I promise to do my best to keep the strictly...
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You want an iPhone? I wanna punch you in the face
I sell phones for a living. Cell phones to be exact and I’ve done it off and on (mostly on) for the past four years. What started as a fun job for a young tech savvy 18 year old has now become a frustrating daily waltz through customer service/store quota hell that I endure because frankly, I’m good at it.
But being good at my job doesn’t mean I love it all the time....
