March 2011
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A Haiku Concerning My Laptop and My Boss
Bring Laptop To Work Boss asks to Check his Email Hear An Orgasm
Can I get a Facepalm, people?
February 2011
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GUISE!
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The iPhone...Creating Alcoholics Out of Sales Rep...
“What do you mean you’re all out of iPhone 4 32gb?”
Well, sir, we have plenty of the 16gb, we just don’t order that many 32’s because they aren’t as in demand.”
“How can you not have the most popular phone in America in stock?!?”
“Well, it is the most popular phone in america at the moment sir, and they do sell out rather fast. In...
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DUKE MALIBU
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January 2011
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Old People and Cell Phones...
Can be like Oil & Water, or Snakes and baby Bunny Rabbits, or iPhones and intelligent people - They just don’t mix. I appreciate your desire to jump into the new age of technoogy and I’d be more than willing to set you up in your new blackberry, that is, if I was the little twirp of a grandson who told you that ‘Nana needed one. And 90% of the time ‘Nana don’t...
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SATUUUURRDAAAAYY!!!
Wooo! S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y! Night! It’s gonna be awesome! So great! The weekend has arrived and it’s friggin sweet. I think the first thing I’m gonna do is….oh…that’s right. Shower and go to work.
Screw you work schedule and society that denies me a true weekend. Screw you.
Groggy is my head So i drink my tea for help Prepare for Battle
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WatchYa Knucklehead!
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Days Off...
I just don’t know what to do with myself…Today is a guranteed day that I will not have to deal with folks and there cell phone problems. A day lacking in the “dropped call” this, or “my voicemail” that…and especially the dreaded “the burning when I pee has returned” scenarios. So essentially, a day without the iPhone. Ahhh sweet loving bliss.
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Dancing With Bumblebees
I have a “training” class that I’m running terribly late for.
I’ve also had three cups of tea on an empty stomach that isn’t treating me to well - I’m starting to feel the caffeine buzz. I need to simmer down.
Three Cups of Hot Tea My Hands and Arms Start To Shake. Now I have to Pee
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So Verizon's Getting The iPhone
So AT&T’s biggest competitor is gonna get the iPhone…what does this mean?
Well it means a few things…one..a portion of the iPhone flock will soon be grazing in a different pasture which makes me ecstatic. I won’t lie. That phone is nothing but trouble for AT&T and Verizon can take some of the burden off our customer service and network. But how will the iPhone fair...
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So lets just get it out there...the iPhone...
One of the biggest, if not THE biggest headaches I face is the iPhone - and there are PLENTY of reasons why it makes me want to kill something. Some are purely opinionated ( I feel the OS is constricting and lacks customization) but most of them are factual ( It drops a shit ton of calls and its users are a bunch of sheep with funny hair cuts). But I promise to do my best to keep the strictly...
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You want an iPhone? I wanna punch you in the face
I sell phones for a living. Cell phones to be exact and I’ve done it off and on (mostly on) for the past four years. What started as a fun job for a young tech savvy 18 year old has now become a frustrating daily waltz through customer service/store quota hell that I endure because frankly, I’m good at it.
But being good at my job doesn’t mean I love it all the time....
