Rants, Non Sense, and the occasional Haiku.Tumblr (3.0; @bittercell)http://bittercell.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a3bf79812ef441e1f67d2ffeafe870a1/tumblr_mn7oguN5Es1qgxa8eo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#beer #chimay #dogFishhead</p>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51081436044http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51081436044Wed, 22 May 2013 12:55:42 -0500dogfishheadbeerchimay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pold32Zk1r79oceo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pold32Zk1r79oceo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pold32Zk1r79oceo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pold32Zk1r79oceo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pold32Zk1r79oceo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pold32Zk1r79oceo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pold32Zk1r79oceo7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pold32Zk1r79oceo8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6pold32Zk1r79oceo9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thebeatleseveryday.tumblr.com/post/51030678735/maccasass-diary-of-a-beatlemaniac-this-is">thebeatleseveryday</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://maccasass.tumblr.com/post/51029337641/diary-of-a-beatlemaniac-this-is-why-i-love">maccasass</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://diary-of-a-beatlemaniac.tumblr.com/post/48464314134">diary-of-a-beatlemaniac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this is why I love George </p> </blockquote> <p>My precious baby</p> </blockquote> <p>“What’s Eminem? Aren’t they like chocolates or something?”</p> <p>BEST. THING. EVER.</p> </blockquote>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51032878762http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51032878762Tue, 21 May 2013 20:04:44 -0500Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-<br /> Me: *Scrolls past*http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51030036107http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51030036107Tue, 21 May 2013 19:29:00 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ca1cec3e34e05be54e4721dde928dc5/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efe04788853a9391963d705101f77251/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/028476eec6efa0daf6881024770b92cc/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e83aec9c352f77ebb146c010d892fd6/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a29d773c960eceab1abcff06344bf3d/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4b4e69bf4f08f0b77a350d8732789a4/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91081344cdbd489c5c2e2f76db094022/tumblr_mlmi9xE7wf1qk91wgo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://listen-and-observe.tumblr.com/post/48661151213/even-with-all-the-catastrophes-recently-cispa">listen-and-observe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Even with all the catastrophes recently ^ <strong>CISPA</strong> ^ might be the most devastating thing that happened. The more I read into this- the more unreal it seems</p> <p>The <strong>Patriot Act </strong>was invasive as is… now CISPA is like; “hey, archiving everybody’s phone calls, text messages, and emails was fun & all, but lets forcefully pass new clandestine legislation that’ll archive everything people click on or type on a computer… then we can all pretend this is really for nation security until you read the vague fine print & it’s like yada yada yada we’ll sell any/all your information, and make downloading music sound like a cyber threat.”</p> <p><span> </span></p> </blockquote>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51022764820http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51022764820Tue, 21 May 2013 17:54:55 -0500<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/EiR1hmpk-x4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51019092099http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51019092099Tue, 21 May 2013 17:07:20 -0500the grudgetool<p>The thing about Yahoo wanting to make tumblr more &#8220;family friendly&#8221; is entirely false. </p> <p>Simmer down and reblog some porn. </p>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51018929316http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51018929316Tue, 21 May 2013 17:05:12 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5hjxxvig1ql8i93o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5hjxxvig1ql8i93o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tommypicklesss.tumblr.com/post/17358000069">tommypicklesss</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="169" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljam5sobKe1qhn2ye.gif" width="163"/></p> </blockquote>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51017935554http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51017935554Tue, 21 May 2013 16:52:26 -0500<iframe class="spotify_audio_player" src="https://embed.spotify.com/?uri=spotify%3Atrack%3A57aEGn1Ur9gOiw37or6Z6m&view=coverart" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" width="500" height="580"></iframe><br/><br/>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51014774483http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51014774483Tue, 21 May 2013 16:11:54 -0500musicspotify<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f7edc116c9bc2f39c53084f10a7bb7f7/tumblr_mmtawrztlG1s8rj6no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51009462416http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51009462416Tue, 21 May 2013 15:02:42 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9e65764ad8807e0e44c1448e66e97331/tumblr_mmd1c2RDuB1qccanpo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/13a348cdf9875692de2fcff73ea20300/tumblr_mmd1c2RDuB1qccanpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51009450817http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51009450817Tue, 21 May 2013 15:02:33 -0500<a href="http://mentalfloss.com/article/50698/38-wonderful-foreign-words-we-could-use-english">Foreign Words We Could Use in English</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-msm.tumblr.com/post/50999920511/foreign-words-we-could-use-in-english">the-msm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/50999222477/foreign-words-we-could-use-in-english">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote><ol><li><strong>Kummerspeck</strong> (German)<br/> Excess weight gained from emotional overeating. Literally, grief bacon.</li> <li><strong> Shemomedjamo</strong> (Georgian) <br/> You know when you’re really full, but your meal is just so delicious, you can’t stop eating it?</li> <li><strong> Tartle</strong> (Scots) <br/> The nearly onomatopoeic word for that panicky hesitation just before you have to introduce someone whose name you can’t quite remember.</li> <li><strong> Mamihlapinatapai</strong> (Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego) <br/> This word captures that special look shared between two people, when both are wishing that the other would do something that they both want, but neither want to do.</li> <li><strong> Backpfeifengesicht</strong> (German) <br/> A face badly in need of a fist.</li> <li><strong> Iktsuarpok</strong> (Inuit) <br/> You know that feeling of anticipation when you’re waiting for someone to show up at your house and you keep going outside to see if they’re there yet?</li> <li><strong> Pelinti</strong> (Buli, Ghana) <br/> Your friend bites into a piece of piping hot pizza, then opens his mouth and sort of tilts his head around while making an “aaaarrrahh” noise. The Ghanaians have a word for that. More specifically, it means “to move hot food around in your mouth.”</li> <li><strong> Greng-jai</strong> (Thai) <br/> That feeling you get when you don’t want someone to do something for you because it would be a pain for them.</li> <li><strong> Mencolek</strong> (Indonesian) <br/> You know that old trick where you tap someone lightly on the opposite shoulder from behind to fool them? The Indonesians have a word for it.</li> <li><strong> Faamiti</strong> (Samoan) <br/> To make a squeaking sound by sucking air past the lips in order to gain the attention of a dog or child.</li> <li><strong> Gigil</strong> (Filipino) <br/> The urge to pinch or squeeze something that is irresistibly cute.</li> <li><strong> Yuputka</strong> (Ulwa) <br/> A word made for walking in the woods at night, it’s the phantom sensation of something crawling on your skin.</li> <li><strong> Zhaghzhagh</strong> (Persian) <br/> The chattering of teeth from the cold or from rage.</li> <li><strong> Vybafnout</strong> (Czech) <br/> A word tailor-made for annoying older brothers—it means to jump out and say boo.</li> <li><strong> Fremdschämen</strong> (German) <br/>; Myötähäpeä (Finnish) <br/> The kindler, gentler cousins of Schadenfreude, both these words mean something akin to “vicarious embarrassment.”</li> <li><strong> Lagom</strong> (Swedish) <br/> Maybe Goldilocks was Swedish? This slippery little word is hard to define, but means something like, “Not too much, and not too little, but juuuuust right.”</li> <li><strong> Pålegg</strong> (Norweigian) <br/> Sandwich Artists unite! The Norwegians have a non-specific descriptor for anything – ham, cheese, jam, Nutella, mustard, herring, pickles, Doritos, you name it – you might consider putting into a sandwich.</li> <li><strong> Layogenic</strong> (Tagalog) <br/> Remember in Clueless when Cher describes someone as “a full-on Monet…from far away, it’s OK, but up close it’s a big old mess”? That’s exactly what this word means.</li> <li><strong> Bakku-shan</strong> (Japanese) <br/> Or there this Japanese slang term, which describes the experience of seeing a woman who appears pretty from behind but not from the front.</li> <li><strong> Seigneur-terraces</strong> (French) <br/> Coffee shop dwellers who sit at tables a long time but spend little money.</li> <li><strong> Ya’arburnee</strong> (Arabic) <br/> This word is the hopeful declaration that you will die before someone you love deeply, because you cannot stand to live without them. Literally, may you bury me.</li> <li><strong> Pana Po’o</strong> (Hawaiian) <br/> “Hmm, now where did I leave those keys?” he said, pana po’oing. It means to scratch your head in order to help you remember something you’ve forgotten.</li> <li><strong> Slampadato</strong> (Italian) <br/> Addicted to the UV glow of tanning salons? This word describes you.</li> <li><strong> Zeg</strong> (Georgian) <br/> It means “the day after tomorrow.” OK, we do have “overmorrow” in English, but when was the last time someone used that?</li> <li><strong> Cafune</strong> (Brazilian Portuguese) <br/> Leave it to the Brazilians to come up with a word for “tenderly running your fingers through your lover’s hair.”</li> <li><strong> Koi No Yokan</strong> (Japanese) <br/> The sense upon first meeting a person that the two of you are going to fall in love.</li> <li><strong> Kaelling</strong> (Danish) <br/> You know that woman who stands on her doorstep (or in line at the supermarket, or at the park, or in a restaurant) <br/> cursing at her children? The Danes know her, too.</li> <li><strong> Boketto</strong> (Japanese) <br/> It’s nice to know that the Japanese think enough of the act of gazing vacantly into the distance without thinking to give it a name.</li> <li><strong> L’esprit de l’escalier</strong> (French) <br/> Literally, stairwell wit—a too-late retort thought of only after departure.</li> <li><strong> Cotisuelto</strong> (Caribbean Spanish) <br/> A word that would aptly describe the prevailing fashion trend among American men under 40, it means one who wears the shirt tail outside of his trousers.</li> <li><strong> Packesel</strong> (German) <br/> The packesel is the person who’s stuck carrying everyone else’s bags on a trip. Literally, a burro.</li> <li><strong> Hygge</strong> (Danish) <br/> Denmark’s mantra, hygge is the pleasant, genial, and intimate feeling associated with sitting around a fire in the winter with close friends.</li> <li><strong> Cavoli Riscaldati</strong> (Italian) <br/> The result of attempting to revive an unworkable relationship. Translates to “reheated cabbage.”</li> <li><strong> Bilita Mpash</strong> (Bantu) <br/> An amazing dream. Not just a “good” dream; the opposite of a nightmare.</li> <li><strong> Litost</strong> (Czech) <br/> Milan Kundera described the emotion as “a state of torment created by the sudden sight of one’s own misery.”</li> <li><strong> Luftmensch</strong> (Yiddish) <br/> There are several Yiddish words to describe social misfits. This one is for an impractical dreamer with no business sense.</li> </ol></blockquote> <p>word life</p> </blockquote>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51000113834http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/51000113834Tue, 21 May 2013 12:37:44 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8c004af4f7598445f4716f3f3f49a938/tumblr_mjoi4dxphR1rgzwhho1_r1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b6cc18e056f2ecba104afdca321a1169/tumblr_mjoi4dxphR1rgzwhho2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50992781008http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50992781008Tue, 21 May 2013 10:22:53 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78bs6UHqu1rwbedoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50974090556http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50974090556Tue, 21 May 2013 01:35:43 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0f0092a1e83f4066e12cd04805a945f1/tumblr_mlwv95v8uE1r9pt1so1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50974046744http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50974046744Tue, 21 May 2013 01:34:36 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8506e61148160697c830d198182711af/tumblr_mmr2z75J981sq4u42o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckyeahmandalas.tumblr.com/post/50821506005">fuckyeahmandalas</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://zarajka.deviantart.com/art/Universe-151142465">Universe</a> by ~<a href="http://zarajka.deviantart.com/">Zarajka</a></p> </blockquote>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50974009901http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50974009901Tue, 21 May 2013 01:33:41 -0500<p>:( Meh.</p> <p>After this weekend I really just wanted to have lunch.</p> <p>It would have been nice.</p> <p>But things don&#8217;t work out, and such is life. </p>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50973859767http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50973859767Tue, 21 May 2013 01:30:01 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/bCBdgELEBMc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50972147101http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50972147101Tue, 21 May 2013 00:48:58 -0500<p>I really wish certain people didn&#8217;t know about my tumblr. There are things I want to bitch about but I don&#8217;t care for the certain people to read any of it. </p>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50970189610http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50970189610Tue, 21 May 2013 00:11:52 -0500GODDAMNIT<p>Just showed up on my dashboard. </p>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50967232134http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50967232134Mon, 20 May 2013 23:22:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7bec7c72fa98f69d4082fd6e783314e/tumblr_mn4lpsjpNV1spiycno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50964377945http://bittercell.tumblr.com/post/50964377945Mon, 20 May 2013 22:40:23 -0500